Hectares of men

I get dating advice regularly in my email. I think I must have signed up for this to find out how conventional minds think.   I don’t think the male prophet type who writes his email advice column grasps much. Gender stereotypes may have meaning as comic material. I like to guffaw at the writer’s assurance to his female audience that “tons” of women have the problems he’s describing. I think I could write a similar advice column for men:

“Thousands of male cubic meters have so far benefitted from my excellent advice!”